Sunday, 26 June 2016

Sunday 26th June

Tonight's episode continued to show the unhealthy relationships people tend to have today; both with Jackson and Georgina and also Jason and Charlie.

I cannot believe how open Georgina is with her jealousy regarding Evelyn, and how she has actually asked Jackson to not speak to her. It's crazy shit I would have done five years ago, but not with a boy I'd been kissing for just three days (even though he has already dropped the l bomb 😁). This episode opened nicely with her complaining about Evelyn waving her bum Jackson's way, and spreading her legs in front of him on purpose. The whole time she's sat there with her mouth pointing downwards. Get out whilst you still can Jackson mate, this will not get better.

And poor Jason with Charlie. He must be exhausted hearing her saying she wants to know where she stands. HE SPLIT UP WITH YOU. HE'S TRYING TO BE POLITE. HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE WITH YOU. THAT IS WHERE YOU STAND. How many months has he had to put up with this for? I'm rolling my eyes at it after not even a week.

So we had the paddle game. Could have continued the fun after the leg waxing and the gunge pouring, but instead of voting for Lateysha to have a fish guts facial, the housemates voted her to say who she thought the biggest game player was...Jason. Of all people, seriously? Maybe he just likes to clean the house because he's an adult and doesn't like living in squalor (wait...that's Jane) and he probably cooks because he's a healthy bloke and would like to monitor what he bungs in his body. But Charlie has spread her word about him being a gameplayer because "he's not being with me like he usually is on the outside" nothing down to being completely fed up of you? No. Definite game player. Can't believe Lateysha even entertained the idea.

And of course sweet Andy is going to feel morally obliged to support Jason when he feels someone has been two faced about him; he has nothing but run ins with everyone, Jason is the only person who actually listens, without interrupting, and gives him the time of day. Andy could have gone straight up to Jason and told him, but he wanted to resolve it with Lateysha and Charlie so they could deal with what they've caused instead. Show people where they go wrong so they don't do it again. Teaching a person to fish etc.

But this all backfires. Unfortunately for Andy, he's dealing with the likes of Sam and Ryan. They could not be a more unreceptive bunch. They hear the beginning of a sentence and assume what's to follow. No one listened to him or even let him finish. He's not patronising, he's just talking his point through. As ever, not valid.

So in an attempt to prevent a fall out between Jason and Charlie, Andy is now going to be nominated for eviction. Please don't let it happen. This is all comes down to delusional Charlie and her gobby mouth upon impressional ears. Please nominate her housemates!!! Save poor Jason.

The manipulation we are seeing, amongst couples, supposedly the strongest bonds within the house, is so uncomfortable to watch and I really hope it's not a view into common practice in day to day life. That kind of level of control, and mind games, just so unfair for a human being (yolo).

In other news I have learnt to take Chelsea with a complete pinch of salt and I just laugh at everything he says and does. I really hope the producers put him in for all of us to laugh at. A few of my favourite Chelsea highlights from the week include:

"She's off her tits" about Jayne. Repeatedly.
"Natalie's not sexy at all" Well, someone had to say it.

And finally, nothing made me hoot more with laughter, than when we heard Marcus Bentley describe Chelsea's bathroom activity:
"Chelsea is shaving his hands"

Goodnight.

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