Sorry for the lack of update. I haven't committed to a tv programme for a long time and now I have this and Love Island to keep on track of, as well upkeeping as my ridiculous social life and attempting to get fit for the upcoming Tough Mudder.
Nobody cares! But alas, a lot has happened. Yet to warm to particular housemates like I have done in previous years, but will definitely update where I'm at.
Marco is a complete dick. When he joined in the conflict when Ryan and Andrew came into the house he was completely out of order. Then later in the night making everyone aware of who his dad is. Yes. We know. The kissing with Laura is so noisy and fake and vomit inducing. The belt round the neck was the last straw for me really, and then there was the sex and the backtrack of the hallpass. Such a dick.
Laura is equally though, completely playing the victim when all she has done is go on and on about how much of a slut she is. I thought I was crude, hearing her has made me shrink back into my shell, I hate how she talks. Lesson learnt. "Why are they chanting 'Get Laura out'?" I have no idea hun, maybe it's the disgusting noises you make, or the glances out the corner or your eye towards the camera when your dry humping a guy with a tattooed face. And he is engaged, in an open relationship or not, deal with the consequences. And just stop getting your tits out, we get the jist. That Titanic number was just unnecessary. I think the entirety of Britain rolled their eyes.
Jackson is bloody lovely, when we saw he was targeted and had to choose someone, the face on him was so endearing, and then again when he was voted into The Other house. Was really rooting for him and Georgina, watch this space right...
Alex is pretty boring, keep him in The Others house and just get him cuddling the ladies when they're emotional. Everybody's happy.
Natalie is an absolute nightmare. How can a woman of that age use hand gestures the way she does? Never a valid argument, always over reacting, and I hope she never makes it into the house. Certainly is a madame. Genuinely though, my least liked housemate this year; at least Marco has a sweet laugh.
With the separation of Ryan and Hughie from each other, it has made my appreciation of Ryan decline, he is just moany and really lacks intelligence. Watching him try to sabotage the task was painful, was he even aware of it all? Like what is he doing, we never see him unless he is in the diary room screaming at Big Brother about how stupid he is. Get him out, get Hughie in. Hughie is great, the way he is with Natalie is exactly how I would be. That footage in the diary room when he's trying to calm himself down by screaming even more had me clutching my gut with laughter.
The twins, that one has gone because there were no trees and meat and fish in the house. Oh right, get out then. Other twin with the avocado's needs to get a grip. I agree with her about the negativity point of view when she was talking to Georgina though. Just chill the fuck out but continue spreading the good vibes.
Georgina is great how she stands up to Marco and the other attention seekers, but lets draw the line with them. Will she enjoy herself? Yeah get bloody Jackson back in.
Chelsea cannot be serious. That hair and that attitude is crazy. No one cares about how much money you have, what you spend it on, about how you have Billy Bear Ham attached to your genitals. You need to relax and get a haircut. What did do on with Jayne though? Wish they'd stop being so secretive. I loved his reaction to seeing her when he joined The Other house, kisses and it's over. A real teenage girl.
The couple who have stole my heart are sweet Andy and Lateysha. He's a really good lad with a balanced view, he's sexy and he speaks reason. Lateeysha is just great;a true Beyonce, really funny, not remotely two faced (which I am pleasantly surprised about) and she has great tits.
Glad Andrew was kicked out, kinky asshole. Evelyn, and anyone else, is clearly unnoticable.
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